The Wedding Party

(In alphabetical order, so nobody gets offended... Tom, we mean you!)

Daniel Katz, Little Brother of the Groom

Daniel has known the groom for his whole life. Vlad actually had to dress up as a clown and perform at Daniel's birthday party once, so Daniel owes him one big time. Daniel was the ring-bearer at a wedding when he was a little kid but was given fake rings since he was too young... well, now we think he's finally old enough to do it right, so we'll let him carry the real thing for our wedding (they're probably better in his hands than Joey's, since Joey put wedding rings on a keychain last time he went to a wedding).

Joey Luera, Officiant

Joey has married more people than anyone we know. If there's one person we know who can tell an amazing story, it's him. Plus he's known each of us for half of our lives. He's a good friend to us despite his questionable taste in music and his refusal to tell us his real age (please let us know if you find out). He's funny and entertaining and we're sure that his speech at our wedding will amaze and impress you (or we want our money back). If you had to count on someone to bail you out of prison, he's your man!

Kare Ware the Wa Wa Puga, Matron of Honor

Kare is someone who will always tell you the truth. She must really love us because she made us god parents to her baby Alainn... little does she know that we don't know what the hell we're doing. She can always keep her cool in even the most difficult of situations, like when someone breaks their ankle while skateboarding. Always good for a laugh with her sassy sarcastic remarks and she's the only person we know who has made a party helmet for a stuffed dinosaur. Even though she lives all the way in San Jose, it's always worth the drive to get to hang out with her (and Brian).

Sharon Gerbode, Best Woman

Sharon is a super nerd, and we mean that in a good way. We think she's been in school for at least 20 years or more... it's really impressive. Despite this, she's super funny and down to earth and her quirky personality is very entertaining. She was able to haggle with the police in Amsterdam so that Vlad could get his car back and not end up stranded there forever. She will astound and amaze you with her ability to speak in Afrikaans. Please ask her to say the words "basil" or "garage". She had the same 1987 Volvo "Brian" for 15 years before turning it into a mobile karaoke dance party machine.

Tom Dunn, Maid of Honor

We dont know of anyone who practices his Irish accent more than Tom a.k.a Seamus. Even after 10 years of practice, the accent has only slightly improved... we're sure he'll be performing at our wedding. Always one to shmooze with any server, taxi-cab driver, homeless person, or even the occasional irate police officer, he's a charmer that one. He's one of our best friends, always down to kick it, and a great travel companion. Life is always more interesting when he's around. We've never had to ask him twice to go get a drink... we have had to ask him twice to call it a night though.